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Blatantly stolen from Brian who blatantly stole it from Bone

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tara!

1. Birds do not sleep in Tara, though they may rest in her from time to time. Usually in her hair.
2. If Tara was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human! And don't even get us started on the size her rack would be.
3. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Tara. And they're all getting fired.
4. Tara can not regurgitate. But she can tell you that the more correct way to spell can not is cannot.
5. The risk of being struck by Tara is one occurrence every 9,300 years! But the risk of being struck by Tara's wit and charm is infinitely better.
6. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Tara Head. And it was wildly popular, which is why advertising permeates our culture to this day. So you can blame her for all annoying advertising, including the commercials that appear before the previews in movie theatres.
7. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Tara. Only 10 percent?
8. About one tenth of Tara is permanently covered in ice. The rest is covered in ... oh forget it.
9. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Tara, was the only US president ever granted a patent for inventing the most awesome thing ever!
10. If you blow out all the candles on Tara with one breath, your wish will come true. But hers won't.

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