I'm not making this up

I once had a teacher that scratched her coochie in front of our class. I am not making this up. She would stand in front of our 6th grade class, put her leg up on the desk (also not made up) and scratch her cha-cha with her forefinger and her middle finger. She would do this while addressing the class. For example she might say something like, "Students, take out your spelling book." While she was giving this set of directions, she'd have her fingers all up in her coochie, just scratching away. She'd even do this if she was wearing a skirt. In her defense, her skirts were really long ones, so it's not like we could see her na-na; we were just very aware of its presence because the woman could not keep her hands off of it. She'd do it while talking to parents at open house, or while standing in the hall having a chat with a colleague. Can you imagine? I don't even like to use words like "fox" or "batch" because they rhyme with.. you know..., and this woman had her forefinger and middle finger all up in it. My sister was in her class the year before me, so I knew it was coming; likewise, as you can imagine this woman developed quite a reputation. Still, I couldn't help but be shocked when I first saw her do it.

This story is 100% true. If my sister weren't so traumatized by this woman, she would corroborate my account of our 6th grade teacher.