Things not to do when out with co-workers
Lately, I've started this trend that, when drinking, I think it's a great idea to make the lewd hand gesture used to represent a private intimate activity usually performed on a female. Don't ask me why this trend started, but I think it's becoming a problem. How do I know it's a problem? Well, when my colleagues sent out the photos from our night at the wretched Howl at the Moon, I knew I'd hit a new low. As my roommate Kelly said, I have to be stopped.
posted by Sue Ellen Mischke at 8:23 AM
15 Comments:
Never stop. Much more fun just carrying on regardless. Nice tongue by the way. Never seen an intimate view of a strangers tongue before. You could be starting something in blogland here.
Ewwww! You must stop, you have to stop, stop at any cost! This is the nonverbal nomenclature of the lesbo world, a gesture that basically communicates, "I want to munch your box!" Any and ALL other users are just pilfering it unknowingly. So unless, in fact, you wanted to actually say to the woman/women watching you do this, "Bury my face in your bush, now, hard, and fast," you should end it now!
don't be a prude CA. It looks like fun!
4D, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I'm horrified though. Oh and CA is gay so that's no fun to him.
Uncle, I'm with you on this one... eww is right.
I have a bad habit as well. A la numerous Thai blogs I've seen with photos of the nerdiest people alive all throwing up gangsta signs, grandmas included, I've started throwing up gangsta signs in pictures. Like, a lot.
I'm a blonde, Southern housewife. I have no business.
I'm a brunette, straight single female teacher with no interest in experimenting with the same sex. I, too, have no business.
It's out of control, man. But it is funny.
That said, I can see it causing concern if it's on every office-party photo... Cool yer boots, girl!
Although a great movie in many respects, me thinks you've been watching a wee too much Kingpin.
I noticed after a coworker's wedding that even though I think I dance pretty damn well, actual still photos of my moves aren't flattering.
Yes, any and all things muff-dive related should be banned, especially photographic evidence of said things.
*, I think this is why I don't go to every work function. I fear there will be an entire powerpoint presentation's worth of humiliating photos of me.
Marc, I love that scene in Kingpin. In fact, it's just about the only thing I remember from that movie.
Z, and that's why I don't dance in public unless I'm really drunk. I don't think anyone looks good in a still photo of dancing.
Dwight, you gays are so afraid of the muff dive. I think I make that face just to scare you guys.
Hahah. And scare us it does! And, hey, why'd you take the pic down?
Where's the pic?! Hmpphh... blog censorship. Somethin' fishy's afoot.
I took the pic down to protect the identity of my colleague. I could photoshop it and edit her out I guess.
there. I fixed it. that better?
the word ver is whamess... as in, what a mess.
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