Superman Schmuperman

I saw Superman yesterday. I hated it, and I knew I would. I went to see it only because that is what my boyfriend wanted to see.
I knew I'd hate it because I hate Superman because Superman is unrealistic. Obviously he's unrealistic, right? He's a fucking superhero! But still, I prefer to see some kind of vulnerability in my superheroes. Oh sure there's Superman's vulnerability to Kryptonite, but seriously, that's one minor vulnerability and the only person who seems to be able to get his hands on it is Lex Luthor, who is Superman's only enemy because everyone LOVES Superman! Superman can do anything, and for that, I hate him. In the movie, he flies into the core of the fucking Earth and actually LIFTS and ENTIRE landmass out of the ocean (a landmass laced with the supposedly formidable kryptonite by the way) and LAUNCHES it into space. There's nothing this man can't do. And, by the way, the Superman of this film can actually come in contact with Kryptonite without losing power, whereas the Superman of Smallville can't so much as be in the room with it without causing him to double over in what appears to be extraordianry pain. And, of course, there's the fact that Clark Kent is so obviously Superman. Glasses? That's it? Everyone knows what Superman looks like because he's banging the only female news reporter in Metropolis, and his face is completely exposed when he swoops in to save the day. He doesn't even wear a hat much less a mask! And I'm expected to believe that putting on a pair of khakis and nerdy frames is enough to fool anyone, much less Lois? Which brings me to my final point: Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane was intolerable. She might be the worst actress ever.
My favorite superhero is Batman because he's human, a little dark and disturbed, usually hot and drives a cool car. Who is your favorite superhero and why?